You will attend a family wedding in which you have agreed to say a few words during the ceremony. On your way to the venue, you will spill a cup of coffee down the front of your white outfit. Not only will you be in pain, you will be in a fix. Outside the venue, a Krishna devotee will approach you with sacred literature. Brusquely, you will explain the situation. He will offer you his dhoti and kurta in exchange for your ravaged clothing. He will even offer you his tambourine. Inexplicably, you will agree to the trade. To everyone’s astonishment, you will deliver your message to the bride and groom in your new saffron attire. You will attend the reception, bestowing peace on all the guests, drop your NRA membership, and devote yourself to Vedic scriptures.