On a trip to the grocery store, you will stop to buy some Girl Scout cookies at a table outside. As you are paying for your Thin Mints, you will be thrown to the ground by a couple of burly policemen, smashing your two front teeth and shattering your cell phone. Having been mistakenly snared in a pedophile sting operation, you will be carted off to jail, and the officers will seize your Thin Mints. After months of incarceration and a botched trial, the Grand Jury will find the police faultless. Your only consolation will be that the officers, addicted to the artificial trans fat in Girl Scout cookies, both die of coronary heart disease the very week you are exonerated and released.