You will get a wild hair to enter a sweepstakes, filling out an official entry blank and sending it in. After a month, you will discover you are a winner. The details of your prize will be a bit vague, but on the appointed day, Global Animal Transport will deliver an adult male llama to your door. You will never earn a penny with it, after its shots, shearing, feed, and vet bills, but you will never have a better golf caddy.