You will find a wallet as you are hiking in the woods. Opening it, you will discover the owner's driver's license, several IDs revealing his address, and eleven dollars in cash. You will make your way to the owner's house and ring the doorbell to return the wallet. A robust man wearing a highland kilt and sporran will answer the door and offer you a plate of haggis in thanks for your honesty. You will spend the next three hours listening to him play "The Barren Rocks of Aden" on his bagpipes.