You will go to a baseball game on a beautiful summer evening and sit in the left field bleachers wearing your trusty mitt. During batting practice, a player will hit a line drive over the wall headed straight at a toddler engrossed in his cotton candy. You will lunge to the right and snag the ball just in front of the youngster's face. The grateful family will buy you a hotdog, then later send you a 1962 Louisville Slugger baseball bat hand-signed by Mickey Mantle.